Revelations from Family Therapy

Me:  "You know how people are always talking about the endorphins they feel after working out and how they always feel better after exercising?"
My Sister: "Yeah..."
Me:  "I've never felt that."
My Sister:  "Wow your brain is f*ed up."

Me:  "So I was thinking about it and I don't think a human really has a purpose until she has a kid."
My Sister: "So do we need to adopt a 10 year old or something?"